Then, a hungry shark attacked me and bit me leg off'.
The little boy then asks 'How did you lose your hand?
So I went to a shrink and told him 'I've got problems. ' With a bit of an attitude he said "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you? Ain't nobody under there now'It's always better to get a second opinion.morning laugh.........................The lawyer asks the first question 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?' The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into herpurse, pulls out a bill, and hands it to the lawyer.'Okay' says the lawyer 'your turn'.Next, the little girl asks 'How did you lose your eye?' 'Well, I was standing watch up in the crow's nest, and just as I looked up, a lousy seagull flew over and did his business right in me eye'.